January 2011
40 posts
What an awesome thing to say.
When I think about what’s happening in my life right now I get really excited. I’ve never felt this way before. I’ve never felt excitement over this.
HAHA!
It’s awesome when you realize that you’ve made all the right choices. I just love my life and all of the people in it.
You know what I think is really funny?
Missing the point.
It’s just fucking hilarious.
Where the hell am I?
Somewhere nice.
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I’ve got some really awesome friends.
Confused.
But why?
Only because I’m not accepting what’s obvious.
//dramatic vague post
kellyoxford:
Lately I’ve been very happy.
Or maybe just suppressing my angst. Whatever.
I’m angsty and I’m upset that I can’t be something I want to be. There isn’t any worse feeling in the world than knowing that you’re never going to be able to overcome an obstacle.
Okay so maybe there is, fuck off.
Fuck off.
I’m less of a friend because I’m unavailable for you at the drop of a hat?
Am I mad?
No.
I’m hurt.
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kellyoxford:
The majority of pro-gun Americans seem to always be chanting ‘It’s my RIGHT!’
Do these people realize that in Canada you also have the right to own a gun and ammo? IT’S TRUE!!! Oh, but I hate to tell you that your freedoms are encroached because silencers are illegal, ‘cause those are for…
Wife listening to Husband talk to himself as he...
James: He fucked her.
James: Watch this, he's going to fuck her.
James: I hate The Zipper. I got stuck in it once, upside down. It was awful.
James: This dentist girl looks like Hermey the dentist elf from Rudolph 'The Red Nose Reindeer'.
James: Soft piano.
James: This is such bullshit.
James: He doesn't know his Dad & she doesn't know her Dad, so they're probably brother and sister.
James: "Oh my God you have a Dad and I have a Dad"
James: She's a hand talker.
James: Do you know what Southern boys do at carnivals?? They fingerbang chicks. That's what's going on there.
James: There are at least 5 barf machines in that carnival.
James: Are they filming porn on this show now?
James: Kelly, if anyone ever says to you "You're psycho!" all you have to say is "No, you're psycho" and that's pretty much the best burn ever.
James: (Valley Girl) "Oh my God, it's not your birthday is it?"
James: What's wrong with her tits?
James: (Valley Girl) "Let's bring it"
James: That's Rosie O'Donnell, what the fuck is she doing there?? I can't take this.
#youaresostupid
Don’t talk to me about my bank account like you’re the one who runs the Bank.
I’m like 100% sure you don’t own Bank of America.
Which makes me 1,000 % sure that you’re not going to get an attitude with me.
kbai.
Cole -
I’m assuming by retardants you mean chemicals that resist fire.
Goddamn it.
Take off all your clothes and lay beside me.
Let the air be the only thing that stays still.
You’re not in College and you spend all of your time partying.
You don’t even have a GED.
Yet somehow you think you’re better than the town that you’re from.
